domingo, março 07, 2010

A tal, a estatueta dourada.

Este post pode vir a ser escandalosamente longo, mas vale a pena. Prometo.

Fica aqui a (enorme) lista de presentes que, e notem bem, os perdedores da noite, ganham. Só por serem nomeados ao Oscar. A listinha incluí de tudo um pouco, desde perfumes, a produtos Herbalife (wtf?), escovas de dentes eléctricas, chocolates gourmet, jóias, viagens e estadias em hotéis. Ora vejam:

• Gourmet artisan chocolate creations from Chocolatines by Sweet Endeavours that will sweeten the bitter Oscar loss with a 16-piece Contempo Collection, Chocolate-dipped Bacon, Matcha Sesame Bark, Mini Lux Turtles and Diamond Collection Champagne Ganache
• Fancy Feast's "Celebrate the Moment" gift package including a FlipCam Mino, Tiffany crystal-studded cat collar and an assortment of Fancy Feast Appetizers for Cats
• HGTV Green Home Mattress Collection by Serta
• The Oral-B Pulsonic slim & sleek electric toothbrush
• $4,000 limited edition (only 125 made) luxury Leather Travel Bag from Victorinox, makers of the Original Swiss Army Knife
• Private island vacation at the Turks & Caicos Sporting Club at Ambergris Clay
• $45,000 private & exclusive use of an African Safari Lodge from Premier Tours (includes four nights at the luxurious Lion Sands Private Game Reserve in South Africa for up to 8 adults and 8 kids, all meals prepared daily by a private chef, daily private game drives in open safari vehicles and guided nature walks)
• $14,500 four-night resort stay in a seaside suite with breakfast in bed at the Monte Carlo Beach Hotel in the Principality of Monaco
• DeLea Signature Perfume Oil
• A $7,000 three-night all-inclusive rustic getaway to Winvian Luxury Hotel in the Litchfield Hills of Connecticut (2009 "losing" nominees Ron Howard and Frank Langella redeemed last year)
• AG Hair Cosmetics deluxe Colour Savour gift set
• special access online shopping cards
• Professional dog studio photography package from Otis & Lucy (Paris Hilton is a fan)
• BlueFox Extreme Bluetooth headset
• An "Exclusively Scandinavian Gift Basket" from The Scandinavian Company (items from the line can be found in Heidi Klum's closet)
• A year's supply of Altoids Smalls
• The Pig Board from Snout a Pig
• Modern Meditations – Rock Goes Zen CD sets
• Ila DUSK personal security alarm
• iFLY indoor skydiving experience
• Eco-friendly certified carbon free SoHo Ultra-Quiet personal shredder from GoECOlife
• Herbalife Nutritional Products including Shake Mix and Best Defense immune booster supplement
• The Fifth Agreement by don Miguel Ruiz
• Assortment of all-natural designer dog toys, bowls and leashes from Petprojekt
• Wellness WellBites and Pure Rewards all-natural dog snacks from Wellpet
• WooLoot waterproof tourmaline sport watches
• Fashion-forward costume jewelry from MILLIANNA Jewelry
• La Peau Couture Organic Wrinkle Diminishing Serum (priced at $499 per jar)
• Slimware portion-control plates (used by body-conscious Hollywood stars such as Rene Russo, Kristin Chenoweth, Emily Procter and Ashlee Simpson)
• 10 personal training sessions from Huntley Drive Fitness (where previous nominees Melissa Leo and Jason Reitman train)
• One week all-inclusive fitness bootcamp from Live In Fitness Enterprise (former Oscar nominee Angela Bassett just finished the Red Carpet Bootcamp Program)

E tudo isto, (nunca é demais repetir) para os que voltam, hoje á noite, de mãos a abanar para casa.

It's a wonderful world, non?


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